##### Q: Who are you? A: You can call me Chad Nauseam, esquire. ##### Q: How can I get in contact with you? A: I prefer Twitter or Discord! **Twitter**: https://twitter.com/ChadNauseam **Discord**: https://discord.com/invite/mpgqfsH ##### Q: Who should I be trying to emulate? A: Anyone on my list of [[cool-people]] would be an excellent choice. ##### Q: What should I be trying to emulate? A: [Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Trick:_Phantom_Detective) for NDS. If you have an Android phone, [DraStic](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dsemu.drastic&hl=en_US&gl=US&pli=1) is the emulator of choice. If you have an iPhone, the game is actually available on the app store. It is also available on steam ##### Q: I have a predicate that is monotonic over a range. How can I find the greatest value in the range for which the predicate is false or the lowest value in the range for which the predicate is true? A: This is the general case of binary search, and [[my-new-rust-binary-search]] contains a rust implementation that will do what you need ##### Q: How do side effects work in Haskell? A: My post [[how-side-effects-work-in-fp]] should clear that up for you. ##### Q: What can I do to ensure my child has a happy and healthy life? A: A good start is to make sure they eat enough [chewy foods](chewier-foods-for-children) and don't have a tongue tie. I developed sleep apnea and couldn't talk properly due to lack of these things. Thankfully, I was able to correct my problems surgically through [MSE](my-mse-experience) and a tongue release. ##### Q: As a central banker, how can I prevent demand-side recessions? A: I encourage you to read the suggestions in [[solving-macro]]. ##### Q: What anime should I watch next? A: Check out my [[anime-recommendations]]. ##### Q: Why do functional programming languages require so many HOFs to match the power of a simple `for` loop? A: [Limitations breed strength](whats-wrong-with-a-for-loop). Also, if you haven't played with recursion schemes, you haven't seen anything yet. ##### Q: Why do all your post titles have hyphens instead of spaces? A: I like the post title to be the same as the filename (sans extension), and I like my filenames not to have spaces in them.